An Email

It went something like this:

Dear Sir or Madam,
I recently, through a series of odd circumstances, gained possession of a memory chip. I found in it this email address. Do you happen to be missing a memory chip? If not, do you know who this chip might belong to and how I could get in contact with him/her? Thank you.

A concerned citizen.

Yeah, It was a little lame. Especially the concerned citizen part. But it was good enough. Hopefully, I would get a reply that would explain a little more about what was going on.
And I did get just such a response. The only problem was, the reply wasn't sent via email.